♥ 小笨妹

Woke up by a "prank call" at freaking 6.58am!!!!!!!!!

Ok, maybe i shouldn't name it prank call..or shall I?

The guy: Hello, you wake up already?
Me: Who are you? (still sleepy)
The guy: Me lor? you don't remember? You hear my voice you don't recall? Huh.

At this point of time, i recalled. It's that particular guy that gave me a call when i was with Hubby around town area.. That day (2weeks ago), he ask me whether i am at orchard and refused to tell me his name. Well, I just go ahead and hanged up his phone - he called 2 to 3times later. Bo-liao!

The call starts again today.

Me: I really don't know who ~~the fuck~~ you are.
The guy: You wake up already? Go work already? I scare you cant wake up so i call you.
Me: *WHAT THE FUCK!* What makes you think i am leaving for school or work later?
The guy: *Still continue to ask the same freaking retard question*
Me: What's your name?
The guy: You guess? Huh.
Me: Why must i guess, you cant tell me meh?
The guy: Like that then mysterious mah. Huh.
Me: *Roll eyes* In fact, i felt more irritated by you then being mysterious ok.
The guy: Aiya....
Me: You want to tell me your name anot? Don't want i hang!
The guy: Anything lo............

Me - HANGED UP THE PHONE! and tried to go back to my sleep!

2minutes later.......

The guy: Wah? You really hang arh? Huh.
Me: You don't want say name what? and u say ANYTHING OK?!
The guy: Ok lo, i tell you. Tommy.
Me: You don't anyhow shoot me one name, I only know that few Tommy nia ok! Tommy what?
The guy: Then how you know i am looking for the person that i am looking for? (Which is me)
Me: HELLO! 2 weeks ago you called me up and MENTION MY NAME OK?"
The guy: *Quiet* after awhile. huh.
Me: You don't keep ~~fucking~~ huh huh huh huh huh HUH HUH HUH HUH OK! (Isit a trend now to add this word behind after every sentence?)
The guy: You angry arh? Don't angry.
Me: ~~fuck!~~ Just tell me your full name..
The guy: Ok la, you want Chinese or English? Huh.
Me: Anything la!
The guy: Ah heng (Which i don't even who the fuck he is la, and i don't believed he gave the actual name). You want me speak in Hokkien or Chinese? I got intro to you by my Friend's friend.
Me: *I cant believed i am talking to a real retard now* Who is that person that intro you?
The guy: *silence again* Just want to be friend mah..

Me: Start bursting out what i am going to say.

"Hello! calling at this hour of the time? And pls! if you wanted to know a girl, the tactic you used is really so hell-unprofessional. You should have tell the person your name and not keep asking the opposite to guess who-~~the-fuck~~-you-are! ~~I am not god! I cant see who the fuck-you-are, nor do i can identify who-the-fuck-you-are just by listening to your voice ok?~~ And I got bf, so why shd i know you?"

The guy reply this

"Ok lo, you say till like that. In your heart my score already drop to zero already, anything lo..................."

(He thinking too highly of himself)

I HANGED UP HIS PHONE!

What i wanted to said, i had already said. So just hanged up la!

If you wanted to say i am arrogant or think i am pretty, Go ahead. But I am not! I never admit to people that i am pretty before, I just hate people disturbing my sleep la!

Fuck.

Anyhow, his number is *No number*.

P/s: Those words deleted are not being said out but words from my heart :)