♥ 小笨妹

LITTLE BOBBY ( Confessions of a Kid )

Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.

His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.

Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.

Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker.

He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.

Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday.

Little Bobby, of course, thought he did..

Bobby's mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year.

Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year.

Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday.

Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.

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Letter 1

Dear God,

I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday.

I want a red one.

Your friend,

Bobby

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Bobby knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year,

So he tore up the letter and started over.

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Letter 2

Dear God,

This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I would like

A red bike for my birthday. Thank you.

Your friend,

Bobby

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Bobby knew that this wasn't true either.. So, he tore up the letter and started again..

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Letter 3

Dear God,

I have been an OK boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday.

Bobby

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Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter.

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Letter 4

God,

I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry.

I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday.

Please! Thank you,

Bobby

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Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike.

Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church.

Bobby's mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad.

Just be home in time for dinner, Bobby's mother told him.

Bobby walked down the street to the church on the corner.

Little Bobby went into the church and up to the altar.

He looked around to see if anyone was there.

Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary.

He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room.

He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen.

Bobby began to write his letter to God.

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Letter 5

God,

I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE!!!!!!

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Isit this hilarious???

Signing off @

11:03 PM

Oh well,

I saw a man wear fake lashes, with black nail polish.. -.-

Imagine fake lashes?????????????

Signing off @

9:58 PM

First time attended Poly friend's birthday, seems kinda fresh.. :D

It seems special too because i brought Yuki with me ;p my friends seems to like Yuki so much, carrying her and playing with her. Luckily she behave well that day :] Hubby went to the party with me too..

East coast is windy~ Really like the breeze there. But we were there late ): Stay for awhile and my poly friends and I headed for the nearest beach "kopitiam" to eat. The journey is so long, walked for 1hour before we reach the "kopitiam", not even the Mac... -.- Now then i realised East Coast got so BIG!!!!

After supper, i decided to take a cab home. Ok la, i enjoy myself but is a tiring day~

Happy birthday Kailing~

Signing off @

11:36 PM

ME AND MY BOSS

When I take a long time to finish,
I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time,
he is thorough

When I don't do it,
I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it,
he is busy,

When I do something without being told,
I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same,
he takes the initiative,

When I please my boss,
I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss,
he is co-operating,

When I make a mistake,
I'm an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake,
he's only human.

When I am out of the office,
I am wandering around.
When my boss is out of the office,
he's on business.

When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick,
he must be very ill.

When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave,
it's because he's overworked

When I do good,
my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong,
he never forgets

Isn't this theory true?????

Signing off @

11:52 PM

Happy Birthday to Yuki~~ :D

Fed her good meal in the morning.. see? How fortunate can she get meeting me!!!! Lols..

Intend to bring her out coming Sunday..Now.....Where shall i bring her? Any good idea? Bishan park? Just want her to play with other dogs.. :)

Got my hair cut few days back... Now i am not happy with it.. I make it so short when i want a long hair..
Think i am going to do a hair extension, dye and just reborn it!!! I cant stand messy hair, makes my mood messy toooooo!!!

Signing off @

11:01 PM

Now its PK turn... Sure had fun at his hse, with his doggy EnEn, and movies marathon :D

Got to his hse at 4pm, decorate the places for him and then welcome the guests :p

The four sexy :D

We forced him to wear this....... lols...

And lastly my fake smile :] Was happily enjoying the cakes with hui..

Signing off @

11:59 PM

Don't think you can bully and push all blames on me just because i am new!!!!!!

NB-CCB

Luckily i know how to defend myself this time [ Once got bully by HER ): ]

End up she apologise to me and boss... KNN serve you right!!!

Though i am fucking pissed off but somehow i am so happy with myself for fighting back, my mood is rather good la :D

Had already booked ticket online for Dark knight on Wed for today show [ We so kaisu right? ] Such hot show should book early ;p

We shop at Plaza Singapura before heading for the show at The Cathay..

Overall, show 4/5.. Not bad la :D

Home sweet home at 11.30pm... So TIRED...............

Signing off @

11:59 PM

Went to Malaysia with Gerald :D

Wow, i can really see nice big natural cloud there compare with Singapore..all covered by the tall buildings ):

Had a long day but quite enjoyable :]

Signing off @

11:05 PM

Went shopping with Hui, Pk and Andy :D

Andy is a nice guy to talk to...haha... But forgot to take pic with him -.-

Anyway, Pk treat all of us to this....

Hui's

Mine's

Anyway, we catch a late show for Its boy-girl t hing.. funny show but very touching in the end :D 3.5/5

Got home quite late...TIRED....I never seems to et enough sleep -.-

Signing off @

11:41 PM

SIGH

Signing off @

11:01 PM