♥ 小笨妹

MERRY CHRISTMAS PEOPLE!

I WILL BE RIGHT BACK I PROMISE!

With lots of pic of coz! :)

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1:46 PM

If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.
If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.
Stop making excuses for a man and his behaviour.
Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache.
Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be.
Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes
you truly happy.

If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you
deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends".
A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle.
If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is.
Don't stay because you think "it will get better."
You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better.

The only person you can control in a relationship is you.
Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women.
He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, why would he treat you
any differently?

Always have your own set of friends separate from his.
Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you. If something bothers you,
speak up.

Never let a man know everything.* He will use it against you later.
You cannot change a man's behaviour.* Change comes from within.
Don't EVER make him feel he is more important than you are... even if he
has more education or in a better job.

Do not make him into a quasi-god.
He is a man, nothing more nothing less.

Never let a man define who you are.

Never borrow someone else's man.
If he cheated with you, he'll cheat on you.

A man will only treat you the way you ALLOW him to treat you.

All men are NOT dogs.

You should not be the one doing all the bending...compromise is two way
street.

You need time to heal between relationships...there is nothing cute
about baggage.... deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship
You should never look for someone to COMPLETE you...a relationship
consists of two WHOLE individuals...look for someone complimentary....not supplementary.

Dating is fun...even if he doesn't turn out to be Mr.. Right.

Make him miss you sometimes...when a man always know where you are, and
you're always readily available to him - he takes it for granted.

Never move into his mother's house. Never co-sign for a man.

Don't fully commit to a man who doesn't give you everything that you
need.* Keep him in your radar but get to know others.

They say it takes a minute to find a special person,
an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them and an entire lifetime to forget them.
Scared of being alone is what makes a lot of women stay in relationships
that are abusive or hurtful

You should know that you're the best thing that could ever happen to
anyone and if a man mistreats you, he'll miss out on a good thing. If he was
attracted to you in the 1st place, just know that he's not the only one.
They're all watching you, so you have a lot of choices. Make the right one :D

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9:26 AM

Fucking JESSICA POH!

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9:28 AM

Marriage

Udurawana's Girl Friend: I'm one year elder than you....will it be effected badly to? our marriage??

Udurawana: No, not at all.....We'll marry in next year

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Hidden Camera's

Mrs.Udurawana caught Udurawana searching high and low all
around his living room.

Mrs. Udurawana: "What are you searching for?"

Mr. Udurawana: "Hidden cameras!"

Mrs. Udurawana: "And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?"

Mr. Udurawana: "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Every few minutes he keeps saying, 'You are watching Rupavahini channel'. How does he
know that?"

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Relaxing

Udurawana was enjoying the sun at the beach in America.A lady came and asked him, "Are you relaxing?"

Uduravana answered, "No, I am Udurawana"

Another guy came and asked him the same question.

Uduravana answered, "No! No! Me Udurawana!"

A third one came and asked him the same question again.
Uduravana was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.

While walking he saw another Sri Lankan soaking in the sun.

He went up to him and asked,

"Are you Relaxing?"

The other man was a lot more educated and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing."

Uduravana slapped him on his face and said, "Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and you are sitting over here!"

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Heaven

Udurawana died and went to heaven.

When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules are in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain? admittance each soul must answer two simple questions:

1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".

2. How many seconds are there in a year?

Udurawana thought for a few minutes and answered.

1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.

Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even though? it's not the answer I expected. But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?"

Uduravana replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc..."

Saint Peter opens the gate without another word.

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The Wash Basin

Udurawana goes to a hotel in Colombo and eats heartily.

After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead.

The manager comes running and asks him, "Sir, what are you doing?"

Udurawana replies, "Read this board here, it says "Wash Basin".

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English Exam

Udurawana finished his English exam and came out.

His friends asked him how he did his exam. He replied
"Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, and
thought, at last I wrote THUNK!!!"?

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Answer the following questions in brief

Udurawana is appearing for his University final examination.

He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes,and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his shirt and throws it away as well, followed by his pant, socks and watch.

The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.

"I am only following the instructions here," he says, "it says here, "Answer the following questions in brief ".

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Essay

The English teacher told all the students in the class to write an essay on a
cricket match. All were busy writing except Udurawana

He has written. "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH !!! "

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The Postman

The Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this parcel

Udurawana : Why did you come so far? Instead you could have posted it.

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Letter to his Son

Udurawana was writing something very slowly.

A Friend came and ask:

" Why are you writing so slowly? "

Udurawana replies "I'm writing to my 6 years old son,... he can't read very fast.

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9:46 AM

I didnt know why i am feeling so bad today!

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8:34 PM

This is the smallest drumstick i had ever seen!

Dont be fool... Just a small cracker-type of drumstick.. :D

Thus, we decided to photo-whore again..

After work, went to watch HEARTBREAK KID. R21 show but i manage to sneak in because the person dont even bother to check ;p

Anyway, this show is about a guy breaking the heart of various girls.. Funny!! Rate 4/5 :)

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7:55 PM

Out to celebrate Hui's belated birthday.. we had steamboat over at bugis House Of Steamboat(not that nice compared to marina's yet expensive) :(

Look at the kiasu us!

Bought Hui a purple cat-y bag, hope she like it :D Gathering is always the best! Had lots of talking and laughing session..

Home at only 11plus...

So tired~~~~~~~~ :( I didnt have a good rest this week..

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11:59 PM

Catch 30 Days of night, not a bad show but somehow didnt really understand where the vampire came from in the 1st place.. :D Rate 3/5.. scaring parts..

After the show, we headed to eat sushi.. how i miss it!!!!!! My all time favourite lea... Then i met shawn there.. well, had a little chat and i didnt know clinic like that treat us students! Didnt have a chance to say good-bye to him :( lols..

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10:38 PM

Sorry ppl for being missing in action!!!! I know i have been away for a VERY VERY VERY LONG TIME!!!!

I am too sick :(

Being sick for two fucking weeks and i am still coughing up till today (slightly)

Here are the long updates! :D

Wednesday - 21th November

Watched this - Fred Claus.

Initially wasn't intended to catch this movie but wanted to watch Enchanted one.. but since its sold out then no choice... Rate 4.5/5 a very touching and funny show :)

Friday - 23th November

Absence from work :(

Woke up with a fever, giddy spell, muscle ache, sore throat...............................I have never felt so sick for so long..

After sick for 1 week, i finally went to the doctor.. Seriously, i hate doctors! I rather pop a few pills and let the illness go away then to go to the doctor :(

I lost my voice!!!

Sunday - 25th November

Still down with headache and serious coughing

Headed to town for movie marathon, catch two movies in one day :)

We watched Enchanted first, rate 4.5/5 :D nice show with a sweet ending.. thats what fairy tales are right? Happy ever after.. I wonder will i have happily ever after too..

Next, with only 30mins interval - quickly grab our dinner and off we go to watch another show HERO

Although i didnt really catch the content of the show in the beginning, but after the ending you will catch the whole story :) Not bad la.. Rate 3/5

Pictures time....

Look at what my dear is doing??? Standing like some ah lian thinking she is the tiger! (She always do that when i took her for a walk) lols!

Tuesday - 27th November

My cough and flu bugs are contagious! Now my supervisor is sick.. i felt so bad.. :(

Thursday - 29th November

Peter song is sick too! Hais... he just merely talked to me for less then 2 mins and i just spoke to him merely 2 sentences NOW HE IS SICK! ;p

Friday - 30th November

Hitman - Rate 4.5/5.. Cool~~~ I mean the lead actor..haha..

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